A Noxian does not dawdle.
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I ship JeriCho'gath because the name's too good.
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generalswain:

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"…Ah, the life of a public figure. Truly, tabloids will print anything."

…What the *CAW* am I reading?

Put one of these words in my ask and I’ll write a headcanon about it for my character(s)

inboxideas:

requested by anonymous as a continuation of this meme.

  • Empathy
  • Justice
  • Respect
  • Age
  • Society 
  • Politics
  • Imprisonment 
  • War
  • Darkness
  • Afterlife
  • Seasons
  • Killing
  • (Chain of) Command
  • Family
  • Friendship
  • Rivalry 
  • Education 
  • Morals 
  • Religion 
  • Discipline 
  • Freedom
  • Safety 
  • Honesty
  • Hatred
  • Gain
  • Resolution
  • Holidays
  • Ghosts
  • Home
  • Gluttony
  • Addiction
  • Pride
  • Hedonism
  • Sloth
  • Tradition
  • Lust
  • Ambition
  • Celebration
  • Failure
  • Success
  • Obsession
  • Admiration
  • Punishment
  • Intimacy
  • Innocence
  • Belief
  • Sacrifice
  • Secrets
  • Introspection
  • Consequences

How Swain kisses in burd mode

If I use my tongue to stimulate hers…
Oh, who am I kidding!? Let’s just morph and eat her!
How Swain kisses in burd mode

If I use my tongue to stimulate hers…

Oh, who am I kidding!? Let’s just morph and eat her!

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

ask-thedeceiver:

jericho-swain:

ask-thedeceiver:

jericho-swain:

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

Then I suppose I shall greet you more with my presence. It’s been quite some time since we last spoke; and in that I contemplate the progress we have both made. I hope that is near equal, Jericho.

Not a single minute of duty passed without my mind drifting on thoughts of you, dear Evaine. I’ve done my part for Noxus, and I rest assured you’ve done yours as well…but your company was greatly missed, nonetheless.

I’m glad I could see you again, and wearing such gorgeous festive apparel as well. It…suits you.

Such bold thoughts you have just split, Jericho. Perhaps you should be more careful with your words; only truth knows who keep an ear out for your weakness. Do not interpret this as a rejection, though, merely a concerned warning coming from me.

Thank you for such kind words, as I do enjoy dressing up for the season.

Perhaps it is because I trust you enough to display even if a faint weakness when I’m with you. I might be a Noxian through and through, but when I am with you, I am merely Jericho.

*He smiles fondly, easing up his formal and detached demeanor a bit*

Your concern is greatly appreciated though, dearest.

*Swain takes a step forward, wrapping her on his arms and hugging the Matron tightly to his chest. Giving some distance after a brief moment, he stares into her eyes, a hand slipped by to hold her head by the chin*

Your bandana has a very symbolic plant in it…and I can’t help but notice we’re both under it right now. Shall we keep the tradition up?

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

ask-thedeceiver:

jericho-swain:

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

Then I suppose I shall greet you more with my presence. It’s been quite some time since we last spoke; and in that I contemplate the progress we have both made. I hope that is near equal, Jericho.

Not a single minute of duty passed without my mind drifting on thoughts of you, dear Evaine. I’ve done my part for Noxus, and I rest assured you’ve done yours as well…but your company was greatly missed, nonetheless.

I’m glad I could see you again, and wearing such gorgeous festive apparel as well. It…suits you.

"Santa is a fool, as usual, Jericho. Expect nothing less of a dawdling fool that works only but one day out of the year."

No material bauble could ever bring me the same joy as your company, my dear Evaine. That is more than I deserve on these seasons.

So…despite all my diplomatic maneuvers on Kalamanda, and how well I’ve behaved under the ever watching of the Institute, even Santa thinks I’m the “bad guy”, huh…?
Old bearded fool! I care not if I’m on your Naughty list

Because I know I’m getting a large CAW mine all for myself!
AHAHAHAHAHA…AHAHAHAHA…AAHAHAAA!!!

So…despite all my diplomatic maneuvers on Kalamanda, and how well I’ve behaved under the ever watching of the Institute, even Santa thinks I’m the “bad guy”, huh…?

Old bearded fool! I care not if I’m on your Naughty list

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Because I know I’m getting a large CAW mine all for myself!

AHAHAHAHAHA…AHAHAHAHA…AAHAHAAA!!!

mikkynga:

the-hatred-machine:

mikkynga:

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I MISS HAVING AN ASKBLOG

ANY…ASKBLOG

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*sobs*

*Swain pats the sobbing summoner on her back, a stoic face underneath the mask that always covered his face*

There, there, summoner. It is futile to weep over what was lost; instead, focus on what you have gained since then.

Bonds of true Strength with numerous summoners and champions.

Don’t you feel stronger now?

….C-Can you not wipe your runny nose on my attire, please!?

Your concern is understandable, Demacian. Beatrice might want to partake of a little snack someday, and we wouldn’t want to break the peace treaty out of the death of a petty bird for alimentary reasons, hmm?
I’ll be sure to tell Beatrice not to feast on your pet. Can’t promise she will have mercy on the fields, though~

Your concern is understandable, Demacian. Beatrice might want to partake of a little snack someday, and we wouldn’t want to break the peace treaty out of the death of a petty bird for alimentary reasons, hmm?

I’ll be sure to tell Beatrice not to feast on your pet. Can’t promise she will have mercy on the fields, though~